Hahaha gotta love Ke$ha!
Hahaha gotta love Ke$ha!
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go, my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)
- E. E. Cummings
You could also call some strippers while you're at it
Because why not
Brb calling strippers
Yay
Wait
Are they for me or you?
Or are we sharing?
Also apparently Facebook says you're the best
They are cumming over for free
U c wat I did thar?
Oooo
Because of my DICK
Also what?
Andrew posted you're the best on Facebook
And why would they cum over for free because of your tiny diock?
Oh because we just gift exchanged haha
Andrew and I
Not the strippers
Ohhh
Ok that makes more sense
that reminds me, i smoked a cigarette with my cousin from ENGLAND
it was GLORIOUS
i never knew she smoked
You had a fag together
yea we shared a fag
I've really got to use this for my stand-up comedy... Here's something, interrupt someone mid-sentence because you're not understanding what they're telling you and say...
"W-A-Y-E-T-A. I'm going to make that a new acronym"
"...what are you even talking about?"
Exactly!
Brian walks into the room, wearing a type tee.
"Active" hmm! I hope you're being safe!
(To me) Kids are so expressive these days!
Are you getting tired on me?
No, I'm getting tired OF you.
Fuck bitches, get money.
Yeah... That.
Say it!
I don't need to because either way, I'm getting my money.
*Blah blah blah*
Are you talking to yourself?
...are you listening?
No.
...I guess so then!
What do you do over the weekend without us, Shane?
He's happy he doesn't have to put up with us.
I regain some of my sanity...
Well this is accurate.
Omg yes!
(Source: hystericas)
(After returning from In-N-Out, I was eating my hamburger as I was IMing)
Hard to type with one hand though ^_^
Tell me about it
Er I mean take your time!
LOL WHAT
you'll tell me anways
cause I'm pretty
You're supposed to say I'M pretty :( Now I'm not buttered up enough to tell you
Pretty people always tell other pretty people things
I'll contemplant that making up for your previous statement
Contemplait how the fuck do you spell this
Lolol
contemplate?
maybe
I dunno
ilu
Yeah that's it!!
I love me too :*