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i carry your heart with me

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go, my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
                                                        i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)

- E. E. Cummings

Gift exchange

  • John:

    You could also call some strippers while you're at it

  • John:

    Because why not

  • Stephany:

    Brb calling strippers

  • John:

    Yay

  • John:

    Wait

  • John:

    Are they for me or you?

  • John:

    Or are we sharing?

  • John:

    Also apparently Facebook says you're the best

  • Stephany:

    They are cumming over for free

  • Stephany:

    U c wat I did thar?

  • John:

    Oooo

  • Stephany:

    Because of my DICK

  • Stephany:

    Also what?

  • John:

    Andrew posted you're the best on Facebook

  • John:

    And why would they cum over for free because of your tiny diock?

  • Stephany:

    Oh because we just gift exchanged haha

  • Stephany:

    Andrew and I

  • Stephany:

    Not the strippers

  • John:

    Ohhh

  • John:

    Ok that makes more sense

Exactly

  • I've really got to use this for my stand-up comedy... Here's something, interrupt someone mid-sentence because you're not understanding what they're telling you and say...

  • Me:

    "W-A-Y-E-T-A. I'm going to make that a new acronym"

  • Him:

    "...what are you even talking about?"

  • Me:

    Exactly!

Contemplant

  • Akaash:

    you'll tell me anways

  • Akaash:

    cause I'm pretty

  • Stephany:

    You're supposed to say I'M pretty :( Now I'm not buttered up enough to tell you

  • Akaash:

    Pretty people always tell other pretty people things

  • Stephany:

    I'll contemplant that making up for your previous statement

  • Stephany:

    Contemplait how the fuck do you spell this

  • Akaash:

    Lolol

  • Akaash:

    contemplate?

  • Akaash:

    maybe

  • Akaash:

    I dunno

  • Akaash:

    ilu

  • Stephany:

    Yeah that's it!!

  • Stephany:

    I love me too :*

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