(After returning from In-N-Out, I was eating my hamburger as I was IMing)
Hard to type with one hand though ^_^
Tell me about it
Er I mean take your time!
you'll tell me anways
cause I'm pretty
You're supposed to say I'M pretty :( Now I'm not buttered up enough to tell you
Pretty people always tell other pretty people things
I'll contemplant that making up for your previous statement
Contemplait how the fuck do you spell this
Yeah that's it!!
I love me too :*
Hello, best supervisor in the world!!
Aw, what a sweet girl... you know, you're a great employee.
Can I leave at 11:00pm? 0:)
I found the secret to EPC
If you're baked and do it, it's 10 times easier
To score high I mean
OMFG I MADE A FUNNY PUN JUST NOW
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!!!! LAUGHING SO MUCH
I’ve just heard news that my grandpa Howard Settle is no longer with us :( Such an incredible man will not be forgotten… Rest in peace.
You're mad, but you get to leave two to three times early a month because of your meetings.
Shane, let me ask you something, are there six weeks in a month?
*Chuckles* Not any month that I know of...
Well considering my meetings are held once every two weeks, I'm not sure how I could possibly leave early a third time unless there were six weeks in a month.
Shane, Courtney just mouth-farted at me >:(
Most people call that a "raspberry."
Well I call it an oral flatulent.
Isn't that going to hurt your back?
How responsible of you.
Steph, you look just like your mom.
It's only because you haven't seen my dad.
Well your dad looks like your mom too.
Hey, did you get in a fight or what?
Actually, I was shaving...
Why would you be shaving while fighting?
Shane! I made something just for you. *Hands over a heart cut from paper* I knew you'd appreciate it.
Wow, how thoughtful. Okay, well there's where I keep the things I appreciate *Points to trash can*