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Gift exchange

  • John:

    You could also call some strippers while you're at it

  • John:

    Because why not

  • Stephany:

    Brb calling strippers

  • John:

    Yay

  • John:

    Wait

  • John:

    Are they for me or you?

  • John:

    Or are we sharing?

  • John:

    Also apparently Facebook says you're the best

  • Stephany:

    They are cumming over for free

  • Stephany:

    U c wat I did thar?

  • John:

    Oooo

  • Stephany:

    Because of my DICK

  • Stephany:

    Also what?

  • John:

    Andrew posted you're the best on Facebook

  • John:

    And why would they cum over for free because of your tiny diock?

  • Stephany:

    Oh because we just gift exchanged haha

  • Stephany:

    Andrew and I

  • Stephany:

    Not the strippers

  • John:

    Ohhh

  • John:

    Ok that makes more sense

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