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  • I've really got to use this for my stand-up comedy... Here's something, interrupt someone mid-sentence because you're not understanding what they're telling you and say...

  • Me:

    "W-A-Y-E-T-A. I'm going to make that a new acronym"

  • Him:

    "...what are you even talking about?"

  • Me:


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