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Hahaha gotta love Ke$ha!

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 21:56:39 -0800

Hahaha gotta love Ke$ha!

i carry your heart with me

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 05:23:39 -0700

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go, my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)

- E. E. Cummings

"Sorrow should not exist for those undeserving of its company."

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 01:38:53 -0800

“Sorrow should not exist for those undeserving of its company.”

- Stephany

Gift exchange

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:20:07 -0800

John: You could also call some strippers while you're at it
John: Because why not
Stephany: Brb calling strippers
John: Yay
John: Wait
John: Are they for me or you?
John: Or are we sharing?
John: Also apparently Facebook says you're the best
Stephany: They are cumming over for free
Stephany: U c wat I did thar?
John: Oooo
Stephany: Because of my DICK
Stephany: Also what?
John: Andrew posted you're the best on Facebook
John: And why would they cum over for free because of your tiny diock?
Stephany: Oh because we just gift exchanged haha
Stephany: Andrew and I
Stephany: Not the strippers
John: Ohhh
John: Ok that makes more sense

Fags

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 03:28:07 -0800

John: that reminds me, i smoked a cigarette with my cousin from ENGLAND
John: it was GLORIOUS
John: i never knew she smoked
Stephany: You had a fag together
John: yea we shared a fag

Exactly

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 01:21:26 -0700

I've really got to use this for my stand-up comedy... Here's something, interrupt someone mid-sentence because you're not understanding what they're telling you and say...
Me: "W-A-Y-E-T-A. I'm going to make that a new acronym"
Him: "...what are you even talking about?"
Me: Exactly!

Expressive

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:16:05 -0700

Brian walks into the room, wearing a type tee.
Phill (To Brian): "Active" hmm! I hope you're being safe!
(To me) Kids are so expressive these days!

Tired

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:45:33 -0700

Stephany: Are you getting tired on me?
Friend: No, I'm getting tired OF you.

$

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:49:31 -0700

Stephany: Fuck bitches, get money.
Shane: Yeah... That.
Stephany: Say it!
Shane: I don't need to because either way, I'm getting my money.

Listening

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:35:35 -0700

Shane: *Blah blah blah*
Stephany: Are you talking to yourself?
Shane: ...are you listening?
Stephany: No.
Shane: ...I guess so then!

Sanity

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:29:48 -0700

Courtney: What do you do over the weekend without us, Shane?
Stephany: He's happy he doesn't have to put up with us.
Shane: I regain some of my sanity...

Well this is accurate.

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 20:55:00 -0700

Well this is accurate.

Omg yes!

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 15:48:25 -0700

Omg yes!

One handed typing

Sun, 22 May 2011 22:52:33 -0700

(After returning from In-N-Out, I was eating my hamburger as I was IMing)
Stephany: Hard to type with one hand though ^_^
Greg: Tell me about it
Greg: Er I mean take your time!
Stephany: LOL WHAT

Contemplant

Wed, 18 May 2011 01:51:36 -0700

Akaash: you'll tell me anways
Akaash: cause I'm pretty
Stephany: You're supposed to say I'M pretty :( Now I'm not buttered up enough to tell you
Akaash: Pretty people always tell other pretty people things
Stephany: I'll contemplant that making up for your previous statement
Stephany: Contemplait how the fuck do you spell this
Akaash: Lolol
Akaash: contemplate?
Akaash: maybe
Akaash: I dunno
Akaash: ilu
Stephany: Yeah that's it!!
Stephany: I love me too :*

Best buttering up ever

Thu, 05 May 2011 17:03:21 -0700

Stephany: Hello, best supervisor in the world!!
German: Aw, what a sweet girl... you know, you're a great employee.
Stephany: Can I leave at 11:00pm? 0:)
German: Sure!

(EPC is a game)

Wed, 04 May 2011 02:06:46 -0700

Stephany: I found the secret to EPC
Stephany: If you're baked and do it, it's 10 times easier
Stephany: To score high I mean
Stephany: OMFG I MADE A FUNNY PUN JUST NOW
Stephany: WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!!!! LAUGHING SO MUCH

I’ve just heard news that my grandpa Howard Settle is no longer with us :( Such an incredible...

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 02:57:25 -0700

I’ve just heard news that my grandpa Howard Settle is no longer with us :( Such an incredible man will not be forgotten… Rest in peace.

Six weeks?

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 22:55:23 -0700

Courtney: You're mad, but you get to leave two to three times early a month because of your meetings.
Stephany: Shane, let me ask you something, are there six weeks in a month?
Shane: *Chuckles* Not any month that I know of...
Stephany: Well considering my meetings are held once every two weeks, I'm not sure how I could possibly leave early a third time unless there were six weeks in a month.
Courtney: -_-

Raspberry

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 22:41:59 -0700

Stephany: Shane, Courtney just mouth-farted at me >:(
Shane: Most people call that a "raspberry."
Stephany: Well I call it an oral flatulent.